So I wish I could say I was a vegetarian because of all the health benefits and so forth.  But really I don't eat meat because of the guilt factor.  Serious.  I like cows, I like pigs, and when I was in college I had a pet chicken named Oscar.  I feel like I'm eating someones pet!  I just can't cut the guilt.  What I do believe is you should eat whatever you can kill and prepare yourself.  That's right, if you can kill, chop up and freeze an entire cow -chow down my friend. As for myself, well, in a pinch I could probably take down and gut a fish.  Yes I would probably cry.  The point is I don't really want to -so I eat my fake meat and like it!  ...Besides my mother sent me this series on over fishing and red tides and how its killing the manatees and for CRYIN' OUT LOUD!  I don't want to be a sea pig killer!  Do you?